Eco-warrior

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Hurrah!!  Monday.   Bin day.  Back to the regular schedule after the festive period when I read and re-read the ‘Waste Services’ leaflet on a daily basis in the vain hope that reading would miraculously make the waste lorry appear and take away all of my carefully sorted rubbish.  As requested, I methodically separated the Christmas wrapping paper into distinct piles: paper with foil and glitter, plain paper and brown paper, not to mention the cardboard box folding, glass bottle/jar sorting and compartmentalising the food tins from the drinks cans.  We are a conscientiously environmentally friendly household, you see.  Indeed, as well as recycling, the laundry is put on the 30 degree cycle.  But there are problems associated with that eco-friendly, cost efficient system, namely that it has little effect during the rugby season (Thing 2 pictured above yesterday).  I have visions of a conversation taking place at rugby club bar many moons ago, over a few pints of Heineken:

“Club colours, Jeff, John, Ian? What do you think?”

“Green…and white?” (Looking straight at beer bottle).

“Good news.  Striped top and white shorts. Job done. Another round, chaps?”

White shorts. Honestly. Eco Warrior will surface another day.

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